Husbands are Husbands
Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the Head with a frying pan.
‘What was that for?’ the man asked.
The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’.
The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.’
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
3 days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him on the head and the man asked ‘What was that for? Why did u hit me again.?’
The wife replied. ‘Your horse phoned!!’




LOL
LooooooooooooooooL
i read it to my hubby while expressing how manipulative men r by nature and that every man deserves a bash on the head with a frying pan when caught lying
Just in case he gets any thoughts he will know his punishment!
1001:
BuTootie’s Girl: Just a bash in the head? Hee heee hee, get a gun!
I think Horse was misspelled
I think it was intentional . . .