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Men on Choosing a Wife: Pure Fluff

My husband hates what he calls “male bashing jokes.” I read this one to him this morning, and he snickered, so I guess it is safe to share with you. If you are very sensitive, however, skip to the next blog – I don’t want to hurt your feelings.

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be m ore attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much

Again, the man is impressed.

The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

(There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.)

November 12, 2006 - Posted by | Cross Cultural, Joke

11 Comments »

  1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Good one!!

    Comment by Delicately Realistic | November 12, 2006 | Reply

  2. hahahahahahaha. oh my gosh, so funny!

    Comment by adiamondinsunlight | November 12, 2006 | Reply

  3. hahahahhahaha!
    classic ! 😛

    Comment by skunk | November 12, 2006 | Reply

  4. LOL
    I personnaly say more than a handfull is too much however a lot of guys think the bigger the better O.o?

    Comment by TAT | November 13, 2006 | Reply

  5. TAT – and a lot of gals think the same thing when it comes to guys. . .. one big joke among gals is when the guys start doing the testosterone things is “get out the rulers!”

    DR, LD, SKNK . . . .laughing right along with you!

    Comment by intlxpatr | November 13, 2006 | Reply

  6. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

    Comment by 1001 Nights | November 15, 2006 | Reply

  7. LOOOOOOOOOOOL men are men mako fayda !

    Comment by Dawn Fairy | November 18, 2006 | Reply

  8. Dawn – Ya think this crosses all the cultural boundaries? Is there ANY culture where women with small breasts would be preferred?

    Comment by intlxpatr | November 19, 2006 | Reply

  9. nice one 🙂
    lets turn the table around and say a lady wanted to pick 1 out of 3 men…
    obviosly she will go for the one with the deepest pocket,
    i guess thats why women are smarter than men 🙂

    Comment by Abdulaziz | November 19, 2006 | Reply

  10. Abdulaziz – (sigh) so cynical . . . and you might be right. Or the prettiest eyes, or the broadest shoulders, or the tallest . . . you gotta wonder why the Good Lord gave us brains!

    Comment by intlxpatr | November 20, 2006 | Reply

  11. :):)

    Comment by :) | December 7, 2006 | Reply


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