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Porn For Women

My son and I were chatting in the Barnes and Noble when he got a weird grin on his face, stood up, and plucked a book from the shelf opposite where we were sitting.

Porn for Women was the title, and the book is authored and published by the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative and Susan Anderson (Paperback – Mar 1, 2007)

Here is the cover – for all my women friends – isn’t that a total turn on???

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I flipped through the book – available through Amazon.com for $11.01, but could you get it through Kuwaiti customs with a title like that? – and found this second shot that nearly made me swoon . . .

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Women are SO clever! And no one knows better than women what turns women on!

April 10, 2007 - Posted by | Books, Communication, Family Issues, Florida, Humor, Living Conditions, Marriage, Mating Behavior, Relationships, Shopping

16 Comments »

  1. *Drooling all over the keyboard*

    LOL Good one

    Comment by Elijah | April 10, 2007 | Reply

  2. Is it the looks ? bodies or the ambience that makes it a turn on ? (in the posted pictures i mean)

    Comment by Abdulaziz | April 10, 2007 | Reply

  3. Amusing!
    Every man should buy his woman one.

    Comment by jewaira | April 10, 2007 | Reply

  4. *puts on an apron and starts the faucet*

    How sexy is THAT?! πŸ˜‰

    lool!

    Comment by kinano | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  5. Elijah – I was laughing until I almost cried.

    Jewaira – every man should read it!

    Kinan – very! Very!

    Abdulaziz – it isn’t the looks. it isn’t the bodies. It is MEN offering to help around the house, MEN saying “you look tired, sit down and tell me about your day”, MEN cooking dinner, men offering to take the children for a couple hours so she can have some time to herself, men who understand how hard women work and want to be partners. You can’t imagine how sexy that is!

    And what makes it funny, is that across most cultures, it is so RARE! That’s what makes it funny, because it is so desirable!

    Comment by intlxpatr | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  6. L O L

    I like that!

    Truly ingenius.

    Comment by Delicately Realistic | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  7. this is one porn every women will be clamouring for and no men will want!

    Comment by sulz | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  8. that was really insightfull, thanks for the post πŸ™‚

    Comment by Abdulaziz | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  9. Ohhh baby! Break me off a peice of that! Any center folds of men who iron and comb the kids hair too?

    Comment by ummadam | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  10. I’m glad you all enjoyed this as much as I did!

    Ummadam – there is one centerfold where the guy says “It’s your turn to have some time to yourself – let me take the kids for a couple hours and you go have some fun!” WOW – what a turn on!

    Comment by intlxpatr | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  11. Time to myself? Take the kids for a couple of hours? It’s getting hot in here! Anybody got a cigerette? You think I can get that book past Saudi customs? Does it come in brown paper bag wrappers?

    Comment by ummadam | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  12. Ummadam – oh! oh! oh! I am laughing too hard to type!

    Comment by intlxpatr | April 11, 2007 | Reply

  13. Now that’s a book I’m going out to look for! πŸ˜‰

    Comment by noracassandra | April 12, 2007 | Reply

  14. That pic was totally GAY!!!!

    Comment by joe bob | April 14, 2007 | Reply

  15. Uh. . . “Joe Bob” . . . I am betting a little ‘gayness’ would help your relationship skills.

    Comment by intlxpatr | April 15, 2007 | Reply

  16. That’s funny.

    Comment by Kimberly | July 25, 2008 | Reply


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