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The Truth about Angels

A friend sent me this piece in the morning e-mail. I hadn’t seen it before, and I loved it. Hope you do, too.
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I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
Gregory, 5

Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I
forget why, but scientists are working on it.
Olive, 9

It’s not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to
heaven, then there’s still the flight training to go through. And
then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do
something else.
Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for
science.
Henry, 8

Angels don’t eat, but they drink milk from holy cows.
Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they’re flying you up to heaven. The
basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead.
Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And
when he lets out his breath, somewhere there’s a tornado.
Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth,
an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your
pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.
Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who’s a very
good carpenter.
Jared , 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn’t
go for it.
Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start
on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
Katelynn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and
pets. And if they don’t make the animals get better, they help the
kid get over it.
Vicki, 8

What I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at them.
Sarah, 7

(Image courtesy fotosearch.

May 5, 2007 - Posted by | Cultural, Family Issues, Humor, Spiritual

4 Comments »

  1. “All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn’t”….LOL!!

    “go for it.
    What I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
    shoot arrows at them.
    Sarah, 7”

    awwwwww, thats so cute!!

    Comment by Princess | May 5, 2007 | Reply

  2. “What I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.” so what happen to their arrows when the lovers will be broken hearted someday? 🙂

    Comment by rieaane | May 5, 2007 | Reply

  3. Kids are amazing thanx for the laugh 🙂

    Comment by Elijah | May 5, 2007 | Reply

  4. I love the way kids think. Glad you enjoyed this one, too!

    Comment by intlxpatr | May 6, 2007 | Reply


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