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Dead Man Walking

An Irish joke:

Paddy’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products she asked, “Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Paddy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.

“Hey, wait a minute!” Paddy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet.”

May 31, 2007 - Posted by | Family Issues, Fiction, Health Issues, Humor, Ireland, Joke, Lies, Marriage, Relationships


  1. I’m a walking DEAD MAN . I am Dean Macier

    Comment by Dean Macier | June 7, 2007 | Reply

  2. Maybe you are, and maybe you are not. Your website is troubling.

    Comment by intlxpatr | June 7, 2007 | Reply

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