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Science Exam Answers

When my son was in school and we would talk about school and grades and tests, I told him “tell the teachers what you know, even if you don’t know the answer to the question, sometimes you get partial points. Don’t leave a question blank, especially on written exams.” Rarely are you penalized for guessing, or for wrong answers.

Here are some delightful answers children came up with on science exams. (Thank you, KitKat, for passing these along to me.)

Subject: Science Exam Answers

If you need a laugh, read through these
Children’s Science Exam Answers.

These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which
water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink
because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand,
dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and
the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature
hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on
the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you
get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks
forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with
cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
A: The body is consisted into three parts –
the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby. (I do love this one…)

Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean
Section”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in
Rome.

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?’
A: Benign is what you will be after you be
eight.

November 3, 2007 - Posted by | Education, Family Issues, Humor, Joke

6 Comments »

  1. LOL! I liked the answer to ‘delay milk from turning sour’:D

    Hilarious!

    Comment by Joel Robinson | November 3, 2007 | Reply

  2. Funny and surprisingly smart! XD

    Comment by 3baid | November 3, 2007 | Reply

  3. LOL thank you for making laugh out loud!

    Comment by Chirp | November 3, 2007 | Reply

  4. I can never forget the day I “benign-ed” 😛

    Good laugh! Thanks 😀

    Comment by kinano | November 3, 2007 | Reply

  5. Hehe, canoeists!!! 😀

    Comment by Elijah | November 4, 2007 | Reply

  6. I got an essay back once that talked about “dorphs”. I actually gave half credit, because I knew what he was talking about.

    Comment by intlxpatr | November 4, 2007 | Reply


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