Here There and Everywhere

Expat wanderer

If You Thought the Last Joke Was Bad . . .

This one might qualify as the WORST:

Potatoes…

Well, A Girl Potato and A Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam.’

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like ‘Hot Potato,’ and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry; no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

And when she went out west in the USA, they told her to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn’t get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn’t associate with those high class Yukon Golds or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, ‘Frito Lay.’

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that’s Potato University) so when she graduated she’d really be in the chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!!!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he’s just…well he’s just a…

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?

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OK! Here it is!

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A COMMONTATER !!!

August 24, 2009 - Posted by | Joke, Mating Behavior | ,

5 Comments »

  1. *screams in agony* 😛

    Comment by bloggermathai | August 25, 2009 | Reply

  2. Oh ! that hurts .. you owe me two minutes of my life and an extra minute for the commontating 😀

    Comment by Grey | August 25, 2009 | Reply

  3. LLOOLL – I take NO responsibility. You were warned! You read it anyway! 😀

    Comment by intlxpatr | August 25, 2009 | Reply

  4. You’d think I would have LEARNT…

    Comment by Bu Yousef | August 26, 2009 | Reply

  5. LLLLOOOOLLLL, Bu Yousef. My Mother LOVED this joke! 😛

    Comment by intlxpatr | August 26, 2009 | Reply


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