Here There and Everywhere

Expat wanderer

Starting Monday with a Blonde Joke

An old, blind cowboy
wanders into an all-girl biker bar by
mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders
some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a
blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to
him says: “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I
think it is only fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a
baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman
with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and
a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister…., do you
still want to tell that joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his
head, and mutters,

“No, not if
I’m gonna have to explain it five
times.”

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September 28, 2009 - Posted by | Humor, Joke

9 Comments »

  1. ha ha… poor soul… but ha ha

    Comment by El Idioto | September 28, 2009 | Reply

  2. LOL! That’s a great way to start the morning off 🙂

    Good morning to you, intlxpatr!

    Comment by kinano | September 28, 2009 | Reply

  3. Silly 😛

    Comment by 3baid | September 28, 2009 | Reply

  4. Thank you for making my morning!

    Comment by Q8Dutchie | September 28, 2009 | Reply

  5. Glad you guys liked this one – It really started my day with a grin! 😀

    Comment by intlxpatr | September 28, 2009 | Reply

  6. ‘Explain what five times?’ she asked 🙂

    Comment by Bu Yousef | September 28, 2009 | Reply

  7. Hahahahahahaa!

    Comment by intlxpatr | September 29, 2009 | Reply

  8. wunder whut happen to him

    Comment by mentabolism | September 29, 2009 | Reply

  9. Mentabolism . . . (sigh) it wasn’t pretty . . .

    Comment by intlxpatr | September 29, 2009 | Reply


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