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Lunch With the Girls

Thank you, Renee, for sending this:

 

Lunch with the girls through the ages –

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, worked there.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and
there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn’t be
too many whiny little kids.

10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case
of hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol.

10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.

10 years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.

10 years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

January 21, 2012 - Posted by | Humor

7 Comments »

  1. LOOL!!! @ 85-year-old girlfriends

    Comment by YousefYousef | January 22, 2012 | Reply

  2. Who are you? (LLOOLL)

    Comment by intlxpatr | January 22, 2012 | Reply

  3. I gotta check out this Ocean View place, sounds like it’s one heck of a restaurant!

    Comment by Me | January 24, 2012 | Reply

  4. I will love to invite my best friends to Ocean View place , but not now , in 10 years.

    Comment by Hayfa Almughni | January 24, 2012 | Reply

  5. LOL, me, I think it’s a lot like Anthony’s in Edmonds.

    Hayfa – I’ll be there . . . if I can still remember!

    Comment by intlxpatr | January 24, 2012 | Reply

  6. trying to locate the one like this from the guys’ point of view. Have you seen it? I’d like to see it again, but it’s been a couple of years…

    Comment by cslater | September 10, 2012 | Reply

  7. Have not seen it; if I do, I’ll publish it here 🙂 I’m sure there’s one out there.

    Comment by Intlxpatr | September 10, 2012 | Reply


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