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My Diplomat Has Arrived

My diplomat has arrived? Oh, he has money for me?



We hereby inform you that the Scotland Yard Police, Interpol, Federal Bureau of Investigation, (FBI) United States of America, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria and all the African Crime fighter leaders have come together to stop scam/internet fraud in Nigeria and all round Africa. We have recovered over US$2.6 Billion Dollars from the people we have behind bars.

Our duty is to make sure we stop internet scam and money laundering. As for today we have put a lot of fraudsters in jail. We go all over Africa to pick this thieves/internet rats. We have over 8,273 of them in our jails round Africa and we are still looking for more. We are aware that a lot of foreigners out there have been deceived and lost their hard earn money to these fraudsters after promising them percentages in their letters/e-mails for their impending help to move funds out Africa including fake lottery winning notification and at the end of the day, they will collect thousands of dollars from you without a successful end.

It was agreed that to retain the good image of our country and the rest of African countries, all the victims who lost his/her hard earn money to these faceless thieves will be compensated with just US$5,200,000.00 (5.2 Million Dollars). This we assume will help you to start a new life. Please, you have to accept the money like that because the people (victims) in our pay list are too much. We are paying back from the money we recovered from these fraudsters.


I want you to know that you have 24 hours to call the diplomat in person of Diplomat James Bennett, let us know if you are still interested to get your consignment delivery to you today as he have been waiting to hear from you to help him complete this delivery to you. Right now the diplomatic have arrival into United State with your consignment box, call him for your consignment clearance and delivery.

You are to call the Diplomat with the phone number 9722209812, Diplomat James Bennett and send him email at ( Call him and send him an email.

March 7, 2014 Posted by | Crime, Lies, Nigeria, Scams | | 4 Comments

Zemar Stranded in the Philippines!

LOL, I don’t have any friends named Zemar, and “all” she needs is $2550 wired to her as soon as possible!

Good morning,

I Hope you get this on time. I’m very sorry to bother you with my troubles but I’m in some terrible situation right now and need your urgent help, I know I didn’t mention anything about it to you but we are in trouble right now.

I’m stranded in Manila City, Philippines and need your help getting back home. I made a trip down here this past weekend but unfortunately for me, I was robbed at gunpoint at a taxi park. Everything I had on me including my phone, credit cards were all stolen, It was a terrible experience to go through but looking on the bright side, I wasn’t seriously hurt or injured and I’m still alive which is the most important thing. The good thing is that I still have my passport but I just don’t have enough money to sort my hotel bills and travel back home.

Unfortunately for me, I can’t have access to funds without my credit card since the robbers have my card now, I’ve made contact with my bank but it would take at least a week to get a new one to me. Please I would really appreciate if you could help me out here. I was wondering if you could help me with a quick Loan and I promise to refund you as I get back in two days time. All I really need is about $2,550 but if the whole amount can’t be covered, I would gladly appreciate any amount you can put in to help. Western union is the best way to get the funds to me. Please kindly let me know if this is possible so that I can provide my wiring details needed to make the transfer. Looking forward to hearing from you, I will check my email every 30 minutes for your reply because it’s the only way i can reach you.

Thank you

July 29, 2013 Posted by | Crime, ExPat Life, Scams | , | 2 Comments

“Because You Are a Good Man”

I am? That’s news to me . . . and to my husband, LOL!


My name is Umaru Abubakar am 85year of age please don't be offended
I work with Shell Petroleum plc, for 37year.
i lost my wife 3years ago with my daughter by bomb explosion by suicide bombers
But Thanks to Allah i have one child left his Name Is Mohammad
10years now.
Am contacting you because i strongly Believe you are send to me by
Almighty Allah who
Reveal to me your contact when i was sleeping saw your Name and your
Email because
There something very urgent and important that I want you to do for me
please do not
Ignore me i beg in name of Allah.
As my brother we serve one gods please attends to this issue because a
matter od life and death.
I retired from Shell Petroleum 2year ago and I have been paid my
Retirement fund compensation of $40.5million USD, and the money in a Bank
For over two year because am waiting for my only son to finish
Education but am worried
Because he is still a small boy of 10years to handle that amount of money,
for more than 8 months i been very sick spending money from hospitals
to different hospitals
Lately it resulted me stroke there nothing I can do an more am just
waiting Allah to call me.
I Umaru Abubakar , and my people here are very  greedy if i order my
Bank to release they money
to them my people will kill my only son to inherit the Fund with their
I know I will die any moment from now because I have suffer this for a
Very long time i have spent money from hospital to hospital so decide never
Please I want you to help me to take care of my son because its Almighty
Allah that said I should contact you because you are a good man please do
not ignore me because of Allah.
Please I like you to receive the fund from Italy Bank and take of my son,
Am waiting your response.
Umaru Abubakar

May 1, 2013 Posted by | Crime, Cultural, Fund Raising, Humor, Scams | , | 2 Comments

Mr. Henry White Wants to Show Us His Gratitude

Dear Friend,

 Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the 
course of the Uk Online Lotto Winning cheque shipment to your location,

 I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of 
$950,000USD (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars).

 I have authorized the finance house where I deposited the money to issue you 
international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.

 My dear Friend,I will like you to contact the CEO in charge of the finance 
house for the collection of this international certified bank draft.

 The name of the Person with your Cheque is MR DAVID WILLIAMS

 Finance and Security House United Kingdom Deposit Firm FSH Towers Chelsea T45H 
U.K. At the moment, I am very busy at Sydney,Australia because of the investment
 projects which myself and my new partner Mr Peter Hills of CTL Company are
 having at hand.

 Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to Mr David Williams at the 
finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you 
contact him without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good 
faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.

 Thanks and God bless you and your family.

 My sincere advice to you as a christian is that you should endeavour to pay 
your tithe to a bible believing church when you get the money because i noticed 
it as a fudiciary agent that you were skeptical about your winnings when you 
were been ask by the Uk lotto Agency Inc to file out a claim for your prize.

 And now the current policy of the Lotto organiser is that if an emerged winner 
fails to claim up his/her winning cheque of $950,000USDOLARS it's now mandatory 
that this fund can be remitted or forfeited to the fudiciary agent in charge of 
this winners file.

 1. Full Names:
 2. Residential Address:
 3. Phone Number:
 4. Fax Number:
 5. Occupation:
 6. Sex:
 7. Age :
 8. Nationality:
 9. Present Country:

 However, I want you to contact him immediately as soon as you receive this 
information because he is leaving for the US by the end of this month and this 
might cost a delayment for you to receive this draft. Hope to hear from you 

 Yours Faithfully

 Mr. Henry White
 Compensator Officer

April 17, 2013 Posted by | Crime, Financial Issues, Lies, Scams | , | Leave a comment